Introducing...

Five things you almost certainly don't know about me:

1. I can speak German.
2. I was baptised the day after I was born because my chances of survival were small.
3. I am just two degrees of separation from Bill Clinton.
4. I can remember dates and numbers effortlessly and then can't forget them again.
5. I drink real ale.

I know that doesn't really tell you anything important about me but I thought it would be more interesting than the usual name, rank and number stuff. If you want ask me something then leave it in the comments and I'll decide whether to ignore it or not..