Thursday, November 18, 2004

We have a winner!

Congratulations, dear visitor!

Your name has been chosen from literally thousands of applicants to receive a prize in the first Great Blogging Giveaway sponsored by CBS Pocketlining Enterprises, so well done!

At this point, let us assure you that this is absolutely, 100% genuine and that you have definitely won a prize.

There are a range of thousands of prizes in the Great Blogging Giveaway and we'll give you the details on how to claim yours in a moment but first, let us tell you a little more about some of the prizes you might have won.

We have thirty fortnight-long guest-blogging spots to give away, redeemable at one of two hundred of the best blogs in the world. This prize is guaranteed to swell your readership and increase your popularity no end.

Or how about having that tired old template of yours spruced up by one of blogland's best couturists? You could have your visitors gasping in admiration at your elegance and style with this prize.

Maybe you've won one of five patented CBS Technologies 'Generators of Award-Winning Posts'. Simple to configure to your writing style, the Gawp will allow you to produce top quality posts effortlessly. All you need do is enter a few basic parameters and the Gawp will create the perfect post to have your readers crying with laughter or sobbing their hearts out.

Our top prize is a real beauty. Have you ever wanted to reach a wider audience with your writing? Well, if you win our six-figure book deal you could realise that dream. We have put together a terrific suite of editors from top publishing house CBS Pen & Ink that will sift through your archive and find the perfect material for a best-selling book. What's more, we guarantee that it will be in the bookshops before Christmas with lists of pre-sale orders that are as long as your arm.

I'm sure you'll agree, those are definitely prizes worth having. In order to discover which prize you have won and make your claim, leave your contact details in the comments and one of our Customer Service Officers will get back to you shortly. There is a small fee of £143.27 to cover our administration costs and this must be paid before we can deliver your prize. Payment in the form of cash, cheque or beer is acceptable but credit card is our preferred method so please have your card details to hand when we call.

We look forward to hearing from you and to delivering your prize. Congratulations once more!

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