I have been a wizard for a considerable period of time now (it's over three hours, you know) and it has come to my attention that there are some serious inequalities between us and witches. Particularly when it comes to accessorising.
Take your average witch. She's probably got a hooked nose, a pointed hat, a large black cauldron, a broomstick and a black cat. She may even carry a wand or a poisoned apple.
What do wizards get? A scruffy cloak and a straggly white beard.
Does that sound fair to you?