Croak Croak!

Dear Dave

I have a desire to turn Mummy BW into a frog when she visits at the weekend. She invited herself and I'm very busy at the moment. Is this justified?

Thanks,

BW



Dear BW,

Of course it is all right to turn Mummy BW into a frog at the weekend. As long as you give her some damp leaves to lie in and plenty of flies to eat. Be wary of the Bullfrog from next door, though. If you're not careful you'll end up with Mummy BW frogspawn next spring and I don't think you'd want that, now would you?

Here's hoping you have a nice peaceful weekend. Well, as peaceful as possible with a frog croaking nineteen to the dozen in the background, anyway.

Dave