Seen in a mail order leaflet in the middle of this week's TV guide: the perfect finishing touch for your bathroom.
A frilly, rose pink shower curtain and matching bath surround.
You think I'm kidding? There's this picture of a bath completely framed by two tied-back curtains, a valance and a skirt, as though it's some posh four poster bed. All of it in frilly bright pink.
My only regret is that the company doesn't seem to have a website so I can't show you just how lovely it is. Something you should probably be grateful for.