Monday, February 09, 2004

Shopping List

Passed to me by a top whitehall source this morning: the government's shopping list for this week.

2000 Government Sedans, black
5000 Dark grey suits, sombre
5000 Pairs of sunglasses
2000 FBI Specials
5000 Personality amputations

That'll be for the new criminal agency, then.

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